An interesting story about a teacher and a student

An interesting story about a teacher and a student - which can be considered a continuation of this one, which is no less interesting)

Well, are you ready? Then we read to the end)

First grade teacher Miss Neelam (28) is having difficulty with one of her students. She asked, "What's the matter with you, boy?"

The boy replied:

- I'm too smart for first grade. My sister is in third, and I'm smarter than her! I think I should study in the third too!

This was too much for Miss Neelam. She took the boy to the director. While he was waiting in the waiting room, she explained the whole situation to the director. And the director said that he would give the boy a test and if he could not answer any of the questions, he would have to go back to first grade and behave well. She agreed. The boy was brought to the office, the conditions were explained, and he agreed to take the test. Director:

"How much is 3 x 3?"

Boy:

-9.

Director:

- How much is 6 x 6?

- Boy:

- 36.

And so it was with every question to which, according to the director, a third grader should know the answer. Then the director turned to Miss Neelam and said:

- I think the boy can go to third grade.

Then Miss Neelam replied to the director:

- I have my own questions. May I ask them?

The boy and the director nodded.

She started:

_What does a cow have 4 and I only have 2? Boy after a pause:

-Legs.

Miss Neelam:

-And what is there in your trousers that is not in mine? Boy:

-Pockets

Miss Neelam:

-It starts with K and ends with C, hairy, oblong, tasty with a whitish liquid inside? Boy:

-Coconut

Miss Neelam:

-What is hard and pink when it comes in, and soft and sticky when it comes out?

The director was dumbfounded with open eyes, and did not have time to get ahead of the answer

Boy:

-Gum

Miss Neelam:

-What does a man do - standing, a woman - sitting, and a dog - on three legs?

Now the director's eyes actually bulged wide, but before he could say anything

Boy:

-Shakes out his hand

Miss Neelam:

-Now I will ask questions from the category "Who am I, okay?

Boy:

- Yeah

Miss Neelam:

-You insert your stake into me. You tie to lift. And I get wet before you :.

Boy:

-Tent

Miss Neelam:

- A finger enters me. You rub and fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man gets me first. The director is very worried, tense and forced to take a large portion of vodka

Boy:

-Wedding ring

Miss Neelam:

-I come in different sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow out of me I feel good

Boy:

-Nose

Miss Neelam:

-I have a tight rod. My end is piercing. I tremble in motion.

Boy:

-Arrow

Miss Neelam:

-What word starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of heat and excitement?

Boy:

-Firetruck (Fire)

Miss Neelam:

-What word starts with F and ends with K and if it doesn't, you have to work with your hands?

Boy:

-Fork

Miss Neelam:

- All men have it, some have it longer than others. Dad doesn't use his at all. Does a man give it to his wife after the wedding?

Boy:

-Surname

Miss Neelam:

-Which male organ has no bones, there are muscles and many veins. Is it pulsating and responsible for making love? Boy:

-Heart

The director exhaled with relief and said to the teacher:

-Send it to the University of Cambridge! I myself answered the last 10 questions incorrectly !!

After reading it, I remembered a character for whom this role is quite suitable.

Guess who it is?