A positive story about a birthday - which at first caused a certain despondency, but when I read it to the end it made me laugh, so we read and understand the mood for ourselves and our friends)
This is the story itself:
I woke up very happy and ran to the shower at a run. With a smile on my face, I went into the kitchen thinking, what will my wife give me.
But she even forgot to congratulate me.
"No fig for myself" - I thought - "well, nothing. Children won't forget. " But the kids forgot too ...
Can you imagine with what feelings I drove to work. But when I entered my office, the secretary Julia told me tenderly:
“Good morning, Chief. Happy Birthday!"
And I felt a little better and again looked at Yulia with an appraising glance. Somewhere in the middle of the day, Julia knocked on my door and said in her languid voice: “Chief, it's so warm outside, let's go and have lunch together! It's your birthday! " And we went. After the third martini Julia said languidly: “Chief, let's go to my house. After all, there is no work at work, and you have a birthday! " And we drove off. When we arrived, Yulia whispered in my ear: “Chief, sit here on the sofa, and I'll go and put on something more comfortable!” And she left.
Five minutes later, the door opened and Julia entered with a cake, followed by my wife, children, parents, mother-in-law and father-in-law, colleagues, friends and many others. And I was sitting on the couch .... naked! Fire the bitch !!!