Interesting story about grandma who made $ 75, 000 in 24 hours. A little old woman walks into the National Bank holding a bag of money. She insists that she should only speak to the president of the bank about opening a savings account, since that is a lot of money! After a fair amount of wrangling and controversy, the bank staff finally escorted her to the president's office (the client is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. The old woman answered: 165 thousand dollars! - and dumped the money from her bag onto his desk.
The President, naturally, was curious where she got all this cash, and he asked her a question:
- Madam, I am surprised that you carry so much cash with you. Where did you get so much money? ...
The old woman replied:
-I'm making a bet.
- Bet? What kind of bet?
- Well, for example, I can argue with you for 25 thousand dollars that you have square eggs. -
Ha, - the president laughed, - This is a stupid bet. You will never win such a bet!
- So you accept my bet? the old woman asked defiantly.
- Of course, I bet $ 25, 000 that my balls are not square!
- Well, however, since we are talking about a large amount, will I bring my lawyer with me as a witness tomorrow at 10:00?
“Of course, ” the confident president replied.
That night, the President got quite nervous about the bet and spent a lot of time in front of the mirror, checking his balls, turning from side to side, over and over again. He checked them carefully until he was convinced that under no circumstances could his balls be called square and he would easily win the bet. The next morning, at exactly 10:00, the old woman and her lawyer were in the president's office. She introduced a lawyer to the president and repeated the terms of the bet: $ 25, 000 against the president's balls being square! The President agreed again with the bet, and the old woman asked him to pull his pants down so they could watch.
The President complied with the request. The old woman looked at the eggs intently and then asked if she could check them by touch?
Okay, the President said, $ 25, 000 is a lot of money, and I think you should absolutely be sure. At that moment, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly beating his head against the wall. To the President's question
- What the hell is going on with your lawyer? The old woman replied:
- Nothing, except that I argued with him for 100 thousand dollars, that today at 10:00 am I will hold the President of the National Bank by the balls.