A woman never takes off her T-shirt by grabbing it on her back.
Women do not scratch their heads. Firstly, they do not like to show their confusion, and secondly, it spoils the hairstyle.
A woman often winds locks of hair, even short ones, on her finger or tickles her cheek with a hairbrush. Men rarely do this.
A woman will never really understand why football players, lining up in a wall, make such a funny slide with their palms. Therefore, she does not flinch when, in the movie, the hero is hit in the crotch with a boot.
The woman does not bite the cigarette with her teeth. She does not leave it in her mouth, but always holds it in her hand.
Yawning, the woman covers her mouth with her palm, not her fist.
After taking a bath, a woman - it doesn't matter if she is long-haired, with a haircut, or who has had typhoid fever - necessarily winds an amateur turban out of a towel around her head, at least for one minute. The reasons for this oriental ritual are unknown.
The woman is practically not annoyed when the underwear gets stuck between the buttocks. The fair sex is happy to wear all these torture devices called "bikinis". In addition, usually a woman does not try to unnoticeably straighten her underwear from behind, getting up from a chair.
Swinging to throw something, the woman takes her hand back, not to the side. That is why ladies are never sent to blow up tanks.
Women love these tattered brooms that have so much rubbish on them. They call them "dried flower arrangements."
When shaking hands, a woman hardly shakes it. The poet Voloshin said about a woman's handshake that it was like “tossing a dead baby”.
Turning around at a call, a woman usually turns only her head. The man also unfolds the body, since his neck is much less flexible.
Women are afraid of spiders, worms and mice. They also don't like caterpillars, even very pretty ones.
The overwhelming majority of women believe that washing with soap and water is harmful (What exactly do they wash with - look in the bathroom).
When asked to show hands, men honestly stretch out their open palms. Women stretch out their hands, palms down, apparently in order to demonstrate the impeccable manicure and the size of the diamonds.
The words that a woman utters, hitting her finger with a hammer, can be skipped uncensored on the air of "Good night, kids." What a man says in such cases cannot be broadcast.
Women open beer bottles with beer bottle openers.
In women, chest breathing prevails. In men, the abdominal muscles are actively involved in the process of breathing.
Women don't like it when their hands are free. Therefore, they always carry a purse with them - in order to fiddle with the strap, hold it by the edge and dig endlessly in it. In the absence of a handbag, anything will do - a fan, gloves, a book, a flower.
Women try to go up or down the mountain sideways. Men just spread their legs wider.
Women prefer to examine their heels, turning around behind their backs. Men, on the other hand, simply turn the raised foot.
On hot pebbles or sand, a woman walks on tiptoe. The man only steps on the heels.
When sitting down, women squeeze their knees or simply keep them parallel. Therefore, it is preferable to have a lady neighbor in public transport.
Stretching, men spread or raise their arms, and women bend them at the elbows, pressing them to their sides.
The desire for compromise inherent in the female sex is reflected in the way they tell obscene anecdotes. They may dare to publicly tell even the most greasy anecdote. But the key word will be muttered so indistinctly that no one will understand anything. Even more often they try to convey an indecent flavor with facial expressions, gestures and desperate facial expressions.
The belt on the dressing gown is tied by women above the navel, and men - below.
If a woman has her fly unbuttoned on the street, she will be rather indifferent to this circumstance and will calmly button up her trousers.
A woman’s ears are plugged with her fingers, and a man’s — with her palms.
When you ask a woman to give you a lighter, she gives you the lighter, and does not test your jumping ability and reaction.
If a man, from the point of view of women, has left very little in the process of development from a monkey, then, for our part, we can also note some atavisms that our ladies inherited from their four-armed ancestors. For example, spend hours looking for insects in the wool of your male. In the absence of small arthropods, women are satisfied with acne and pimples.
When dressing, a woman will first put on a shirt, and then trousers. Men usually do the opposite.
The woman puts on gloves before going outside.
When lifting a heavy object, the woman will try to move it to her side. A man carries a load in front of him.
Women prefer to wear small change and large bills in the same place. Their pockets rarely ring.
When hitting with a fist, a woman puts her thumb forward.
To wring out wet linen by hand, a woman takes it with her palms up, and a man - palms down. (from)